Fortunately, I had my wits about me and was able to grab the bear by its mighty left paw.
Using nothing but my formidable mental powers I then willed the bear to submit.
Within moments he lay helpless and begging for mercy.
And, being a friendly chap, I obliged. We've been friends ever since.
3 comments:
bravo edgar! we've warned nigella about your powers with beasts and she's decided to stay here with us. sorry!
so much for that... nigella has now rejected us in favour of percy the schnoodle. she couldn't get into his place fast enough. there were two other poodle guests too so she's set for a wild weekend and will probably sleep all next week when she gets home.
Edgari the brave - can you pass on our congratulations to your Papa for his debut Lowy Inst article - we know you probably helped out a lot, so next time make sure he adds your name to his by-line!
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